Donald Trump Handed 2020 Election

Donald Trump Handed 2020 Election

Remember your childhood? Remember when you would go to theme parks with your friends? Remember when you would ride roller coasters with them even though you hate roller coasters? Remember when once you were done riding the first roller coaster they made you get on a second one? That’s what being an American is like for the past four, and likely the next four years. With Bernie Bird taking flight and Nyquil PM Joe taking the reigns as the Democratic nominee, Trump is basically going to bulldoze his way to seconds at the White House buffet. Trump probably allows Biden to say 50-60 words between all debates. 

But why do I, Griffin Anderson, feel the need to Blog about the election on a website that has been devoted to video games and geeb hits? Well it’s simple: Conspiracy Theories. Rather, one individual conspiracy theory. That being the level of comfort the current higher ranking dems feel having Trump in office. They find a sacrificial lamb in Joe Biden to feed to him and in turn they get four more years of doing whatever they want and looking like hero’s to the public. If by some grace of God Biden does wind up with the presidency, then he will likely be a strung up puppet forced to dance by the aforementioned dem’s. 

This is a mess and there are no janitors. Truthfully, It’s time American lowered the required age of the presidency down form 35 to 28. We should probably set a cap age too in all honesty. The President is someone who needs to be in touch with how people go about their daily lives in America. Trump has never even seen Star Wars. 

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