Did you ever wonder what a real life Cruella de Vil would look like. de Vil actually had that weird rich woman hotteness that people deny exists. As a 21 year old who has given heavy thought to the escort buisness, Cruella seems right up my ally. Not this dumb bitch named Carole Baskin however. There was a very major plot point in Tiger King that was just sort of glossed over, and I am here today to expose that glossy plot point.
Carol tells the story of how she met her second husband, the one whom she murdered, in episode 2. She goes into vivid detail on how she was walking down the streets of Tampa, lost in a trance of her own thoughts. It is during this scene that the director decides to shoot a closeup of a street sign reading Nebraska Ave. I have lived in Tampa all my life and I know that the Nebraska Ave. economy was built on two things: cocaine and prostitution. Does this mean Carole would bask in the booger sugar on occasion? Or is this a side mission straight out of GTA?
“Yo CJ, you need to go help that prostitute feed her husband to a tiger.” Mission Passed ++Respect. Seems like Christmas Carole wanted to stop being a big ol’ ho and would rather have been a cool cat and/or kitten. But seriously when is Tarantino going to write this script. Blonde whore locks her husband in a tiger cage, steals all his money and leaves his family with nothing. She doesn’t realize a grenade is about to be dropped from a helicopter onto her Zoo. Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin in: Reserve Cats.