The Tiger King Story is Unfinished and if it doesn’t End with Jeff Lowe Dangling over a Pit of Big Cats then it will be the Worst Finale since Dexter.

The Tiger King Story is Unfinished and if it doesn’t End with Jeff Lowe Dangling over a Pit of Big Cats then it will be the Worst Finale since Dexter.

With Joe Exotic behind bars and mountains of evidence pointing towards him trying to kill a stupid bitch, you’d think the ballad of the Tiger King was finished. Not quite. You see Mr. Steal yo Zoo Jeff Lowe wasn’t the biggest fan of how he was portrayed in the show. Either that or this extra episode is as big a cash grab as Carol Baskins on Nebraska Ave. Regardless, Jeff a rat. A whole rat. I hope this episode consists of him getting his bandana ripped apart by a cub. I hope someone calls his wife a cunt in front of him. I hope they deport his nanny. I hope he looses his health insurance and then gets tiger aids. If he comes out of this episode…. looking like a hero…. I’ll really be at a loss.  I am excited an lookin forward to this new episode and I am so grateful that Jeff Lowe gave such a specific time frame for me to follow. Thanks Jeff ;).

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